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karaokegal:

thepainlessmoustache:

If you get this, you are my best friend.I’ve had this joke floating around in my head for quite some time. Figured I could use some light humor on my dash of feels. Sorry if it’s been done.

It should also get a smile from Gilbert & Sullivan fans.

girlscanlikerobots:

tinibellbeanie:

Flew home from LAX-SJC today (with some really, devestatingly handsome water polo players who are dumber than a bag of bricks.) I took Southwest, but I think I might have been duped. 

Some highlights from the cabin crew: 

“I’ve no desire to work harder, so we are working smarter. We are taking a union break and we’ll be passing the peanuts down the aisle during take-off. Grab the packets off the floor as they slide by, or throw them at your neighbor if he’s taking the entire arm rest.”(packets of peanuts begin sliding down the center aisle as passengers grab at them from the floor. I’m not kidding.)

“Please look at your menus in your seat-back pockets before we get to your seat for the inflight service. We are unfortunately completely out of ‘I don’t know’ and ‘What do you have?’, so please don’t ask us.”

“Your flight attendants today are Hugh, the sexiest model/steward of all, Rosie “Snazzy Spice”, and I am Julie but you can call me the Duchess, Ruler of the Skies. And yes, water polo boys, I am single and ready to mingle, if we can forget about my husband.”

“Make sure you tell us we are pretty as we pass you by. Especially Hugh. Give a little wave there, Hugh. That’s Hugh. Isn’t he pretty?”

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I was on a Southwest flight to Vegas, and the attendants had a raffle

Everyone dropped a dollar bill with their seat number on it in a bag, and the seat number that got pulled out at random won the whole bag.

Some lucky bastard in 21B got 122 dollars.

(via breakthebricks)

evelynholmes:

Okay, who let Arthur Shappey design kitchenware? 

(Source: newbyoes, via waxjism)

heidi8:

gallifrey-feels:

wheresmycow:

Captain Martin Crieff has only one picture of his great-grandfather who died in 1941, missing in action.

Is….is that….is that Captain Jack?

Headcanon accepted!!

Yes. 

heidi8:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

MJN Air passengers? 

More like MJN Air Crew. 

heidi8:

pernillo:

thepudupudu:

lapis-time-spew:

I am and so is my lemon

We. Are. Brilliant. 

Snoopadooptastic!

A brilliant presentation

(Source: takeiteasyhogwarts, via thecoffeefrog)

heidi8:

bakerstreetbabes:

au meme - sherlock as cabin pressure
  ↳thanks to the people who gave me their favourite quotes/i borrowed concepts from
      (also please excuse john/arthur’s excitement in the polar bears gif.)

THE LEMON IS IN PLAY!

heidi8:

deareje:

Wow, magical! ‘cause this was episode ‘Limerick’ which was recorded like three years ago? (originally here by @rgowdy on twitter.)

pennin-ink:

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EXISTED?! WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT FROM GOOGLE?! I WAS JUST SEARCHING FOR THE RECORDING SESSION PIC WITH THE ASTOUNDING CUMBERBUM AND I FOUND THIS! I CAN NO LONGER COMMUNICATE WITHOUT CAPSLOCK!! MY FEELS KNOW NO BOUNDS!!! NOR DO MY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!! WHY IS THIS NOT BLOODY EVERYWHERE?!?!?!?! IT’S BLOODY LIMERICK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Reblogging for Kristen and Hannah!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!

platinumvampyr:

“That amazing moment when twelve tons of metal leave the earth, and no one knows why.”

Reblogging for cabin pressure quotes! 

(via unsuspectingfish)